Official Reports
By: Mark Lipman
Contrary to the police report
You can eat love
It is a reciprocal dish
Best served for two
Full of nutrients that help keep
You going throughout the day.
One alone however
Could never get their fill
It's funny that way
This feast or famine world
But government documents have proven
To be wrong in the past
According to the official reports
The CIA and Dick Cheney
never lied
So why should I not believe
That if you loved me
I would be full
Gorged out on happiness
Government employees
Seldom know anything
Let alone everything
With all their inaccuracies
And false statements
No one can know for sure
Or be held accountable
For misleading my heart
To the American people
Where is the independent commission
To study the facts
And determine conclusively
Just how closely related
The events of our separation
And this empty feeling in my gut
Really are
Who is to say that
If you offered me your lips
All these statistical falsities
Would not be blown out of the water
That every restaurant
Across the nation
Would be shut down
From a single kiss
When the whole truth be known
In open court
That yes,
You do look good enough to eat.
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